After 1 month of pondering the meaning of blogging and testing out a few approaches I have finally found my calling (so to speak. It sounds like enlightenment ). As I thought, even the previous title of my blog was taken directly from the word Piece Of Crap ( POC) made famous by none other than Mr Su Tze Wei of Penang, Malaysia but declares his second home Kuala Lumpur. For those who know him, we are all familiar that he is a slacker and a rich bas*&*d. Seriously rich. The guy watches NFL on a freaking 60 inch Plasma wide screen TV in a room specially set up as a TV room complete with 6ch surround system. Back to my thought. It finally took shape as I thought it would. To write about my friends in university. The various types of personalities I encounter as well as unique ways of living one's life.
ha ha ha ha
(I'm jealous)
For those who don't know him, allow me to introduce him to you all. First of all, he isn't your typical Chinese, city, student, guy and friend. Allow me to explain. This dude goes to KL for fun or for a movie which he can clearly get in any local cinemas every week. His friends in Penang don't often do this with him because of the limited sum of cash. Thus, when he finally found friends who can/have the cash to spare or are just as nuts as himself, it has became a norm to go KL every week for leisure and fun. Anyway, that'll give you an idea of what a fun guy he is to be around with. Still it does not show any indication that he is a slacker! Don't blow steam up your readers arse!
Patience. . .I have to introduce the person first before I jump into his dark side. Now I shall go into detail. His record is as follows:-
1. Assignments dateline tomorrow. Do it 24 hours before dateline.
2. Homework due tomorrow. Screw lunch and finishes it.
3. Lecture's are being conducted in class. Takes out ear plugs and plays music with a handphone through out the lecture. With practically nothing on the table. I do ask him why he brings a bag to class.
4. Exams looming in 10 hours time. Rockin with music, complete with coffee mug in hand. (contents unknown) Progress on studies = 0%.
54. Roommate studying like mad looks at him, shakes head, continues studying.
6. Receives results. . . . . . 4 flat. I SHYT YOU NOT. CGPA 4.0
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So, do you agree with me that he is the ultimate harvest in my flock? He is my best product to date. But there is another promising person who might just do as well as him.
Now onto my next topic, the title. POC.
Piece of Crap. Usually directed at me since I like to talk crap (jokes, non-sensible issues, his life style, ethics, etc). One day when exams are looming and we ask each other how's the progress and he states casually that he hasn't started. .(6 hours left). . . we all said "you piece of crap. Can you at least act like you studied? Gosh, you make it look so simple at times. Damn."
And on result day (exam results released), when we ask how we all did, and when he told us after much harassing from our part that he got an A+ we all shouted " YOU PIECE OF CRAP!" basically we called him a slice of shyt. After saying that, a huge bundle of madness and agony just swept/ lifted from our mind.
Some say that he really is a genius. A born living genius! I say he just understood what the book was describing after a first glance. Meaning he has beyond average understanding skills. Gosh I wished I had one of those. Ah yes and also a great big infinite size of memory allocated for temporary storage in god knows where in his mind. (Nope he doesn't remember what he studied after the exam).
Anyway, cheers to my friend SuSu (milk) who is currently doing his degree and maintaining a whooping CGPA of 3.98 to date. Amazing person. I want him to work for me. ha ha ha. In fact, looking at his achievements makes me want to do better myself. So dear reader, if you encounter a unique person such as my friend over here, do not feel that you are stupid or incapable but motivate yourself to do better so that you can walk proud and head held high among your peers. Did I mention he was humble and didn't care much about marks? Oh yeah, he LOVES coffee from COFFEEBEAN and STARBUCKS and the occasional CALIFORNIA COFFEE found only in the midst of the glorious town of KUALA LUMPUR. (I think. after all I did only see the outlet in KL,Malaysia)


1 comments:
yea, still the same shit. Everytime just shout at me:"study for what?!"
That shit can finish assignment in 4 hours, others like me need 3 days.
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